Paul Krieger wants to be a published writer. A real published writer, with a real publisher, and not some loser with a bunch of self-published ebooks. But no matter what he writes, he just can’t seem to break into print.
So when Satan’s literary agent, a man named Mr. Woland, offers to sign Paul as a client, the offer is just too good to refuse.
But then Paul’s loved ones start disappearing.
And wars break out across the planet, along with famines and plagues.
And Paul realizes that maybe he should have read the fine print a little more carefully…