Starfield Expansion!

I have to admit that I was very excited to see that there is a new STARFIELD expansion coming next month.

STARFIELD is one of those games where you either love it or hate it, and I definitely fall into the former camp. STARFIELD is probably the game I’ve played the most over the last two years. I like it so much I even have the soundtrack and the fancy hardcover artbook.

In fact, I am grateful to the game. In April of 2024, I realized I needed to get serious with some health & lifestyle changes or I was going to start having problems in a few years. Since then I’ve lost forty pounds, and one of the reasons (but not the only one) is that whenever I have late-night snack cravings, I instead fire up STARFIELD and go totally murder some Space Pirates.

That could be the game’s new tagline.

“STARFIELD! Sublimating late-night snack urges into Space Pirate murder sprees since 2024!”

Or maybe this:

“STARFIELD! Want a late-night snack? Shoot some Space Pirates instead! Simulated Space Violence is the healthier choice.”

Though somehow I suspect neither marketing slogan would really catch on. 🙂

-JM